We are the curious ones that want to know the answers.

I’m always curious about the other gender. This may have something to do with the fact I never had any sisters and my three step sisters lived back east and even then never really communicated with them very much. I can sit in the bathroom watching some gal putting on her war paint, completely flabbergasted for hours. It can take hours . then there are their customs. For a guy , you’d seldom, see a guy worry about hygiene, he’ll wipe his butt, hoping that he don’t leave skid marks, and the wonderment here is does she get skid marks , say on those skinny shorts they call G-strings. Then when a gal leaves the latrine, have you ever noticed women always leave a small square of tp in the toilet, unused? What the hell for ? Is it a sign to another woman.

Then there are the obvious smells. Especially crotch smells. After all oral copulation is one of those really enjoyable activities that a man should know how to do properly. A guy can’t just go in there like he’s hunting for a fuse box in the middle of the night with a penlight flashlight. There are techniques I learned years ago. The first one is my favorite , the Binaca blast. That’s right a quick shot of Binaca cinnamon breath spray applied to her outer lips and on your tung will get her hotter than a bar-b-que grill at the Boars Nest. She’ll be peaking and leaking like a bird feeder after a spring rain. Talk about a Wyld hair. Now then though because of that I always wonder what certain pieces of clothing will leave as far as an aftersmell. Like, tight leather britches. If she wears leather skins, will her love pit be as fresh as a bakery after newly made bread, or will it be so putrid, that it might injure you for life. Then there is the gender No Zones. No Zone number 1, beyond the obvious privacy thing, going in on your wife or mate while she's pinching a log, or pissing, means you’ll have her as cold as a Hazzard County winter morning. So far we’ve examined the obvious places of odoriferous locations on women. What about those places that are not so obvious? Like her arm pits. Under arm odor is prevalent there as well, her pits will smell, after sex, and after excersize. If you’re a breast man, (I’m not, breasts bore me) ever smell under those jugs before she goes in the shower? PEEEWE. Really bad. Of course guys are easy we smell everywhere. Women call it a musk or musky smell, an attractant. Bullstuff , I know when I stink, and I’m often trying to find a place to remedy the malady. It’s a Marine thing, that got drilled into my head, a clean Marine is an efficient Marine. Women unless they’re the Gretchen Wilson kind of who I think is the ultimate woman for any man, thing is you’d never find a gal discharging a fart in a public and seldom even a private place. You’d never see a woman doing the one cheek sneak in church.

Now these things some say and tell me are just being a perv, but thing is I intend nothing nasty, here, I want to know these things. And don’t say look it up on the web. These subjects are dealt with gingerly. I want the real answers. Most guys if they’ll admit it do to, that’s why I research these things then report it. That’s HazzardAyre.

One of those curious things is, who should initiate sexual activity? Who should be the aggressor and is the guy a woose if he becomes submissive? We always see these gals on movies push a guy down on the bed and start ripping clothes off, but in real life how many get that much into being the force from hell? And you never see these actors do anything except Missionary positions. One way at it was taught to me by Bro’s wife’s mother one night, after we got done with hose and lips festival, She put one leg under me, my other leg on top, kind of like scissors. I call it the Nanoo Nanoo position. Remember Mork from Ork the series that Robin Williams did? His hand shake was like the Vulcan sign sideways. Needless to say the climax for both is beyond anything I’d ever went to before. Of course there was a security guard I met over one of those 1-900 numbers that was the rage a few years ago. Two things of protocol come in here. One is it wrong for the guy to give into the idea that she pay for dinner and drinks? Second is it against common protocol for her to open the car door for the guy? Then when you are there at the time of surrender, she tells you she’s really tight. First I’d never heard that term before. The fact that first off I was off in less than 5 minutes, thing is after she would not let me pull out. She had vaginal muscles that she knew how to use. She held me in until my balls filled up again, I got off 5 times in 3 hours. I’d never done that before. Haven’t since. If life's future had been seen right then, Id’ve gave Jan the boot right then and married her. The Trust Fund might have lasted longer. Oh well, can’t dwell on the past.

Men are curious about these things yet life and/or society says we should not ask certain questions. So that all you he men, and a few of you geeky nerds out there can learn without embareassment, That’s what we explore here on HazzardAyre. Now aren’t you glad you tune in?

More in the PM, Shows over for the night and I got much to do.

TTYL

 

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