The more I get accused of being one of a filthy mind, the more examples I see of all kinds of gearheads and marketing firms directing attention to gearheads, the more I see of fine human lady eye candy dangling the bait for the ah sharks to consume, not just bite. Then the other day two incidents occurred one of which made me consider and examine my own moral compass. As I was sitting in the parking lot at Sylvester’s on 72nd south in Midvale, these two honeys jumped out of this dinky little car, not much bigger than a Yugo. The one did nothing for me but the other that I decided was not legal tender, but still had one heck of a package, I got to thinking, with those really tight spandex leggings and all, just what does that smell like. I then smacked myself and corrected my mind train. But I wonder how many times are we out there doing our jobs toewing and you stumble upon a scene and one or more of the disabled vehicle owners look damn hot, Do you think in your mind and suppress it but do you wonder, what that package really tastes like if you removed the packaging? Of course I did some researching the concept some more, of the worlds record of a male corpuscle kissing a gals toes in nylon hose. Why would anyone want to think of this, you ask. Imagine that your radio station is one that was created in its origin to be the voice of the professional towing operator and small fleet owner. Imagine that all too many can not wrap their tungz around the word tow, and pronounce it like toe. Imagine that you want to draw some serious attention from external press sources. Now think if your within just a few short weeks maybe 8 to 10 weeks out of throwing on the cyber airwaves a radio station primarily aimed at toewers. How would you do it? Okay stage a gig at a public place like a mall or fair booth. Maybe even the Utah B2B Expo. You find a gal with photogenic toes , put em in nylons, get the word out prior, so other people could pledge money for each minute and each long hour your pressing your lips on her aeromatic toes in those nylons and you have a kicker that will focus attention on the radio station, on the group running the radio station, the cause of both the group and at least radio program on that radio station aimed at us in toewing, invite Guinness to the gig, and you have media ink you couldn’t buy. That’s one of the opening acts planned, here. The fact is I have been spending much more time in the studio. After all its what the heck I transplanted myself from Twin Falls here to Ogden Utah. Its time for KDXB FM, and the reason it exists, Highway Hooker Radio, to emerge, and kick some serious asphalt.
So this Friday as I am casting for some of the rest of the projects at Urban Talent, I’ll be keying into those candidates that have small feet, dainty toes wearing nylons. In that lane, and I have no idea why, since they pretty much snubbed us, but somebody from Star Talent and that other outfit out of Lehi, emails me with, take a look at our people. I can say this, few if anybody, will take near greenhorn talent, cast them in major and minor productions and gigs, and pay them what it would take nearly 8 months working at McDonalds to make in one day, with us. If you figure we pay on average, more if they are really gifted and not very much if any way introverted , $200.00 an hour. Most of our shoots run usually 13 hours easy, that’s just under $3,000.00 per girl talent , per day. If your not booking very much if any work, that kind of beef cake can attract some.
Of course there’s that 1st impression, and I have a feeling I’m not going to make a great one. It’s the club with the bucks, not me. I’m only the soldier doing my job and duty for the club, to make sure all understand. But hopefully the 1st casting session, goes smoothly.
Finally, Got the news on the General. Although I think its rather high in cost, as most of that I can do myself, new battery cables and a battery, that I knew, but that does not cure the idle and drivability problems. Needs more examination.
It does make me wonder why Star Talent sent me an invite. Maybe if they want to really impress me, have two of their talent and their agents come up to the house/studio here in Ogden and lets talk.
TTYL
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