Sunday, April 16, 2017

Reject the status quo , be different, I dare you!!

Its not the first time I have watched this film, nor will it be the last since I have it on VCR VHS tape. That said, Debby Ryan stepped out of the Jessie mold on Disney and decided to do a Disney movie that is way out of the normal Jessie thing. Which might go hand in hand with the character she played on the Movie. 
One line was said that echoed throughout the film, and is  part
of my mentality every day, infact part of the fight the system,Rebel attitude of myself the Knytes and most of what I and the club is. The line went, " Reject the Status Quo, be the real you, be different I dare you" >. I too say the same thing, I say why not when others ask why? Nothing is impossible if you really beieve in yourself and your whatever it is target or goal. Just like yesterday, A very super hot gal, who I have been courting for a main pinup for things HazzardAyre Radio. She came up, we sat at Jody's Diner and had a semi partly good meal. However there were times I could feel she wasn't all that impressed. Sure the shop for many reasons, mostly stealth and free from prying eyes is out in the boonies. Yes the General JaXson still needs work, hey there's only so many hours in a day, so many days of the week. Somewhere during the daily grind I really need to hit the head , eat, sleep, and of course do the radio gig. Sure I'd have more time, if I had more people involved. Considering that even now there's 80% of the Knytes, members are currently deployed all over the Med, and as well as the South Pacific, flying off flat tops under direction of President Trump. This means I'm keeping the home fires lit and burning. Which is why good on air content as well as even better delivery over cyber space is critical. Something that unless a fix can be done with Spreaker.com concerning the ridiculous echo, will have to be rethought. That said the echo does not happen on Livestream.com , a trial will be done on LIVE365. If LIVE365 works, it'll be good bye to Spreaker.com, their choice. Of course we'll still be on, on livestream. Okay then lets move on. 
Cyber-Radio is a bit more difficult than terrestrial radio since if no body knows where to tune in to your station/show you have no listeners to your show/station/network. You have to create a buzz, from social media to area, regional,and local TV ads, and getting something on and in trade press. I had serious intentions, of being at NAB in Las Vegas, this coming week to in part do just that. However once again and nearly for the same  party Smelly Shelly I wont be there, but I refuse to quit now. I have been through too much of hell in Etown, Wyoming and through way too much sacrficing for 5 years now to say oh too bad. So putting a hottie with trucks, scoots and all on an ad for HazzardAyre as well as Hazzard County Choppers should increase program ratings. But I'm getting off track here.
Doing what we do every day as people does not need to be what everyone else does. You don't have to settle into a routine, you don't have or need to always kiss ass
 and mirror everyone or any one, just be you. Wake up, eat Pizza instead of Sugar Pops for breakfast, go to KFC instead of Subway, and prefer to drive an older car or tow truck, instead of some shinny exoticly painted rig. I was reading in one of my trade magazines, about the ever increasing invasive infiltration of IoT into our lives. What if one day you go out to start your computer managed car, and find it will not run, because its software and computer got hacked? As for me I have no worries that way, even with the General being a 1997 era car, there is no big computer involvement in the operation of my rides. Outside of getting fuel, and stable battery, my rides run, and no way can they be stopped by bad software, or being hacked. I just go when and where. For us bikers, I would rather have my old ElectraGlide or Norton with out a cyber box to turn my ride off. A few kicks, of the kick starter and I'm riding. Same goes for HazzardAyre, sure in many ways especially over cyber radio its dependent on a computer, but locally all I need to do is fire up the old and I mean old tube transmitter, and cassette tapes and all and I'm still on the air. This is one of those things I'm trying to get across to our local city council here. A prime example happened last week. A bad storm, along with some repairs initiated AllWest our local cable company to shut down. Oops. This time it was a mere pain in the ass, if this were of a major disaster like tornado or such, who would the locals turn to? The competing FM? Nobody LIVE there, no EAS system in place there, only us at KDXD AM1240 . That said, no internet, means all are cut off from information. Now on top of a nearby mountain top, our grand village and city pays about $1,500.00 a month in power bills, just to maintain an old analog translator system, that was supposed to bring in local TV signals from Utah. Again that's Utah, not here. I have barked at our local city council many times that the Knytes are willing to take over maintaining that system, upgrade it to digital, and erect a local LPTV(low-Power-Television) station here, to keep something local going in case some major economical collapse or disaster like a major weather thing should happen. Again I dare to be different, the Knytes dare to be different, and we all dare to fight the system.
It's a fact that many here in Etown do not like me, I am, and proudly so, am a outcast. I'm not from here, don't have kin folk here (at least that I know of) and only two real friends, Rick(DarkHorse) and Nate, Boyscout)Brown. But just like me going to battle for all that is termed an underdog, products like my DewShine,
 or the over the road truckers who supply this nation with food, fuel, clothes and even their homes, for us tow truck drivers who rescue all at the worst times be it freezing snow and ice storms, here, or a hot sun afternoon, even at night, its us who tow to the rescue, but do you ever hear from the local news any time often, that many pass within milli-inches of us doing our tasks, rescuing motorists and yes even truckers. And yes I'm fighting for Evanston, Wyoming, not because I love it, but Etown reminds me of a poor trout that somehow washed up on a rock and can't get back in the water, its just sitting there gasping for breath. Even those here that even got more upset at me at the departure of Smelly Shelly, even her. I saw someone that needed a helping hand and a kind heart. I got kicked in the teeth, and rumors caused by her bellowing mouth the night she departed at Walmart here. Simply over a situation she thought threatening. The reality was that the lady who had been waiting for many minutes to go through the checkout stand, was bumped when another isle was opened, the words from this other lady was, I'm so jealous. I knew the minute she said that noise from Shelly would be uddered once we left the store. Finally this brewed in Shelly to the point I just said, I can't do this any more. Suggested she go home to Florida, get her finances together then once and if I get relocated to Idaho or perhaps Utah then we'd try again. After this , and what she caused I don't think so. But hey I attempted. 
Again getting off track here. All I can say here is this; we as a species have minds, emotions and spirits that are as different as the waves on the tips of your fingers, or your DNA. I say reject the status quo be different, I dare you!!
Just hope Alesha stays in the picture and hope and pray I am able to get this thing, we call HazzardAyre/KDXD AM1240 even better than it is. 
TTYLY

  
 

Why are most Walmart employees stupid? Why are most in retail food ignorant?

Can somebody tell me why it is that most people who work in food retail are completely lacking of any moderate amount of intelligence? More over are so damn arrogant that their prideful ways exceed even that of any centurian ancient Roman servant? Here's my thing, go into our local Walmart only because I really didn't want to venture out to say metro Utah just for some underwear, (side note; why is it that men wear undershorts or our unders are called under shorts and womens undershorts are called panties?) So there's this mostly queer chick there who very plainly does not like me no how anyway, and I ask where's mens undershorts? In a partly onery attitude guides me to where they are at. It's times like that I ask the infamous question, of why is there not an alternative retailer in Evanston, beyond the population restrictions still having a second or third place to go at midnight for such things would be kuel. So figuring that bought my shorts, and picked up some moo to take home since I forgot earlier in the day, what with the going's on with Miss Hazzard County and all. The lack of dairy inside the Rode House here, was the main reason I woke up , put on my threads and ventured out into the cold in the first place. I simply need my milk. 
Earlier in the afternoon/evening these folks that reside over yonder here who I've asked to stop by multiple times as the wife of the couple would be a good on air person here on HazzardAyre Radio. When I mentioned that I still have the old silver Subaru he wanted to know what'd it take for me to let loose of it? I said get Smith's to get my Dewshine back on the shelves. In reality I ain't selling the car. Plans are to gut it, and build it into a hobby stock stock car. But I explained to my neighbor that I had been up for 24 plus hours, needed sleep, and was ready to call it an early day. Just as I was just exiting the conscience world, he comes bombing up my stairs which rattles the stair arm, which vibrates against the wall outside and thumps against the wall inside by my bed. You'd think the powers that be would fasten all that together more solid so that vibration would no longer hammer against my inner wall of my bedroom. Oh well, only excuse is they're Yankees. 
Is it just the low wages at Walmart and Smith's amongst others ? Or is it something else that makes retail employees, stupid or ignorant?
Had a great day getting together with our main candidate for Miss Hazzard County, 2017/18. Alesha is one of the classiest ladies for the task that I have met in a very long time. She's extremely pretty, very intelligent, and I wonder why she chose us, but I think we're blessed to having her on board. 
Took the night off of going on radio, needed sleep.
TTYLY

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Just how tall of heel is too tall of a women's high heel shoe? And we have our Miss SheWolf for 2017/2018

Got to meet our Miss Hazzard County/AyreWolf of 2017/18 today. I thought the entire customer base at Jody's Diner here was following her all over that place. Of course although I was trying to see without being obvious her feet and all, but they look from first glance to be well proportioned and elegant. Then I looked at her shoes. High Heels of course , then looked at this one gal, with spiked heels that if they were shorter than 8 inches , I'll buy you a root beer. And I got to thinking, Just cow tall, is too tall and how much spiked is too much spike? I mean, doesn't those shoes hurt to walk and work in all day? The theory here is that, the biggest complaint of women against nylons and pantyhose was they were uncomfortable. Well doesn't this apply to shoes, especially heels too? I remember when my voice hadn't cracked due to puberty yet and I did a white version of the famed Geraldine Jones aka Flip Wilson, of the mid 70's. 
  
 so to get in character I dressed in a white mini skirt, nylons and all including heels. Now it would be that I felt like I was walking down hill all the time or a serious incline all the time. I did the dress up for YMCA Camp one year, I was 14 years old at the time. But my those and they were mild, but those shoes aka heels were damn uncomfortable to say the least. So If I couldn't handle them, I can't consider how uncomfortable they must be on a woman to wear those spike shoes all day or night. So the question is, just how too Spiked or tall is too spiked or tall ? 
So Alesha, this is class and extremely sweet and I think we have made the right choice. Tried to quitely investigate the idea of how connected to a he pal, she was, seems two but only remotely. Maybe. But that said working with her will be a great gig. I know the questions your asking is, did I kiss her toes in nylons, answer no. But we chatted a lot and while she is as I see yet, another Robin or Erin, still this one is a keeper for the Knytes. I'm hoping she'll drift up here in a couple of weeks so I can gain a bit more one on one time with her, so I can get to know her, but Rick likes her, I like her, and I think the rest of you our Knytes members will like her too. She doesn't turn crimson if you slip and use some unusual off jargon or cuss, so again I think she's a keeper, that said if she works out she also might be a path to gaining more lady talent for the rest of the SheWolvez as well as Cooter's Angels. 
Any mile I haven't seen my bed cept for maybe 2 hours since yesterday so I'm bugging out to my nest and take some needed snooze time. See ya'll tonite on www.livestream.com/hazzardlyfe and on HazzardAyre Coast2CoastFM on www.spreaker.com/ayrewolf 
L8R


Thursday, April 13, 2017

But is she or are they a real match, or a prick teaser having fun?

Before I get into my usual rant here, have an associate at Suds Brewery here that wants me for a very low discounted price to relocate his El Camino from a old location to another. However the situation grows when you consider the prick teaser Amber that works there, insulted the Knytes and Sud's even though she did this and is late on a regular basis is still employed there. That just does not jive. Insult the Club, I take it personally and quite frankly am not that all ambitious about going to fetch the damn thing. 
Now if that's not enough, my property manager has two disabled vehicles here on the complex. Yet because there is no W9 on file here the duty goes to one of my competitors. Really? The competitor don't live here, and I'm offering my services at a severe discount. Add to that the two damn food stores here have serious problems in keeping the few things I enjoy stocked, example, I had to drive 200 miles today to get mu DewShine because both our local Smiths Food and Drug, and Walmart and the local Pepsi distributor wont stock it. Excuse it don't sell, hmmm , since I'm buying every damn carton of the stuff on their shelves, IT MUST BE SELLING since I'M BUYING it, in my view that's a SALE. According to Pepsi the corporate office says it should be supplying me my Dewshine, and no it has not been discontinued,. Seems to me that I've worn out this dorky little village. While back home down on the road kountry southern living is great, I'm finding that residing in places with a population greater than 15,000 and a bit more urban that here in Evanston Wyoming or similar places, is more likely where I belong. So its time to start looking even more feverishly at relocation over to either mid state Utah or at least where I was raised in Idaho.
Okay then. 
Is the visions or invites of women on line saying they are looking for that special guy, gotten a bit more dangerous? More over do you really get what you see on social media like Facebook, or even your inbox on your email, what you really meet? Or do you see a real drop dead scrunchious honey yet you find when you meet in person the image is not matching the attitude, personality, nor did they tell the truth of themselves? The latter is more likely. I have at least 2 examples, one Sarah, and Shelly. Both seemed to be keepers, one backed off when I called her bluff, and the other was a serious disaster. 
I have accounts with POF(Piece of Fish) and several other online dating sites. My opinion and results is a bunch of overweight cows and sows with rather questionable backgrounds. Most you wouldn't go on a date with and in reality should not let in your home or get serious with.
Ever. 
Then there are those multi level frauds, like Match.com , and others, especially the one that requires you fill out the equal to a 5 page form. My problem there was because and they even stated it on their reply to me, I'm too honest. Really? When was obeying the commands of Heavenly Father and doing right by your neighbor or treating others like you want to be treated wrong? 
Whether its meeting your soon to be someone special, or doing business with someone, its best to go the path of brick and mortar or in person first. I seldom put or add a friend on say facebook, or any other that I do not know, nor have broken bread with first. The few times we as a organization set something up to meet someone in person, and set aside time to do so only twice has that meeting resulted in a real person showing up and being who it was that contacted us in the first place, Merideth, Erin, and Megan, the rest have turned out to be frauds or very near to being a fraud. When no body has a large pedigree on their home page on FB, or similar
and a verifiable REAL phone number, its best to just push back from that table and look elsewhere.
I have a meeting with a super fox that contacted me a few weeks ago coming up from Las Vagas. I am praying this is going to produce fruit. However being stung quite often by hopeful applicants for our media subsidiary, that either don't show or are far from qualified. Oh yes, the fact that many feel it strange to meet in a semi-private residence a bit off, but its not like the Knytes haven't be working to find a professional location for our radio op. But when there isn't one to be had, or you get the response that they will not rent to you, because your a rebel , Confederate biker Club, which we have our legal eagles looking into since that's discrimination based or religious and personal views. Our money is as green and good than any other and in many cases even greener. Back when our organization was founded, it was nothing to post a 8 x 11 piece of paper down at GearHeads Drive Inn, that we were looking for pinup girls, back then they we called trophy or poster girls. Even so, at least 30 ladies of all ages would show up. Granted of the 30 we might choose 10 or less but at least nobody feared us. Of course and I realize this, but many women have been conned then assaulted through this kind of thing, mostly created by such things as FB and others, however. In our case there is nothing phony and can be verified. All one needs to do is type in either HazzardAyre or Knytes, into a Google search and you'll find at least two pages of our art, blog posts and even recorded versions of our radio shows. 
Two things pop up here(no pun intended) Big Skipper, said once, the trouble with hiring women, is that at the end of the day, is that you have a penius, and she has a vagina, and the latter is always in fear of being invaded. On the dating side, The Ace, said once, " If the Chassis is Classy , someone is keeping it happy" Meaning if she's got looks that kill, she's getting a thrill and us old southern kountry guys need not apply. 
Our Radio op, took quite a hit the other night when AllWest decided to do a shut down for repairs. As such we are doing some repair here on our gear. However we will be on air Saturday night into early morning Sunday. 
In the old days it was said, " Is it real or Memorex? " Today, online or even in person, Is she a troller prick tease or is she real" The other old slogan applies, " Only her hair dresser knows for sure."
TTYLY






Monday, April 10, 2017

Just because there's snow on the roof, don't mean there ain't no more fire in the furnace

As I was researching topics and news for this evenings early show, I got to reflecting on the giving the boot to Smelly Shelly. One of her lashing out sessions was or was along the lines of, and I'll quote, " Your too old for being able to have a constant and sustained stiffy" My reply was and is, , Be thankful I still can have a slightly constant state of arousal without a blue pill or any pill at my age" And really, what does age have to do with it? In a way I'll compare that to my toew truck LexiBelle. Sure she's dang near 40 years old, yes she has old skool, parts, however find me any truck her size and weight in fact many not her weight, and that 502 big block Chevy will dust just about any rig, including toew truck. Same with me, give me the right amount of visual, or sensory stimulation, and I'm ready for action. Sure my Herman has not had much of that in 5 or so years, hell I reside in ETown Wyoming, where 80% of the women here at burly husky women built to keep husbands and guy pals warm, not frisky. Fashion or other concepts are of a fleeting nature if there at all. Face it one will never , ever find a true hottie walking into a local tavern, or store here, at least those that reside here. Even the few that just slightly mirror that concept, are here long enough to get some experience, or work experience, then migrate to either Salt Lake City or Rock Springs.
To give you an idea of a contrast. The greater Twin Falls Idaho area, was just cresting the 48,000 population numbers. A survey just this past week, says Twin Falls, is just at the 84,000 population level. Rent rates and all have risen accordingly since then, but finding housing in the outlying communities, including Hazzard, while costly is still achievable. Was that growth instigated by the Knytes? Can't exactly say, but I'm sure we were up there barking the praises of the area. Where do I see that happening again? Yep right here or near here in ETown. 45 miles east of legendary Park City Utah, and 80 miles east of metro Salt Lake City Utah , means living expenses moderate, yet close enough to an economic hub and money generating plant, like Urban Utah. Etown is undergoing a painful demographic shift. From industrial coal/oil, rural town, to tourism/recreation village. If the Interstate which runs through ETown's back door and a hub between Bear Lake Utah and Red Rock and other canyons , Etown can and will prosper, but only if the locals embrace that and are willing to change a few old skool ideals. With that said, a guy who has a slightly elevated libeto is not repeat not ill, more like gifted. If a guy in his early 60's can still get a stiffy without the need for a pill or powder, he or his lady should not be amazed, but proud.
Yep Smelly Shelly, just because you did not have the eye candy, does not mean I shouldn't have the He-man power.
TTYLY

Don't argue with me, I do, know more than you do, you'll always loose the argument

So some guy posts a pic of Dom Santini's Helo and asked the question what TV show does this come from? I told em, and mentioned that I turned wrenches and tuned both the Bell and the Lady. Explained who owned the byrds and left the conversation.
So left to go fetch some Copenhagen snuff from the Pilot here and then stopped at Walmart, since Smith's was closed, and the day shift, that had to endure all the bad mouthing of me by Smelly there is not as active overnight. The trouble with the smaller Walmart stores like the one here in Etown, is that they stock the shelves overnight. While most Walmart's are open 24/7 the one in Twin Falls Idaho closes down between the hours of 3AM to 6AM. Allowing for store maintenance . So got done came home and here was a notice in my email from some guy, giving the addy of the then owners of the Bell and the Lady. To which I simply said don't go down this road pardner you'll loose. There are many things I don't know how to do, or know about. I can't make a pancake, I can't upload a decent video to YouTube, I refuse to subscribe to Snapchat, but there are two things I know about very well, because I was not just a spectator, but a participant. One is of course The Dukes-of-Hazzard and before that The MoonRunners. There is no one still walking Earth that knows more about the behind the scenes, and politics of the show. Two same goes for AirWolf. There is a reason that I retained the name although slightly altered , but retain the name AyreWolf. If I didn't and didn't know all the people involved I could not freelancely use things of and from the show. Including music and images. Diddo for things Hazzard County. Film Studios, producers and artists are very protective and prosecute stiffly those who violate those copyrights. The latest goings on between music artists, and recording companies and radio stations, and new laws undergoing microscopic examinations by Congress and being argued by the National Broadcasters Association will attest.
There is also a threatening examination of many social websites like Facebook and others about to be unleashed. There is many people posting photos from other sites like Pinterest which is also being put in the cross hairs, of posts and photos, unauthorized by the content owners, photographers, models, and actors. Thing is and in many cases it is, but greed is at the heart of it, but no matter the reason, Facebook, Pinterest and others are going to undergo a big sweep, by the legal eagles, and I'd hate to see the debris of the outcome. Mark Zuckerburg and others better have very deep pockets. Even if the photos are used or displayed in the public domain, and not used for profit, wont matter, just like a ton and a half of video producers got their wings clipped by YouTube just a few weeks ago. If you can't prove you have the rights to use a photo, don't post it, the risk is just not worth it.
As for us, we are a media company in part, and pay over $2,million a year in contracts and all for the ability to use music and images. The normal home brewed poster on say Facebook, or Pinterest, Twitter , and so on had better just heed a warning here. As the crap is about to hit the fan.
Any mile, HazzardLyfe Overnight starts in one hour here, LIVE from AM 1240 and online on the cyber-radio at www.spreaker.com/ayrewolf
As I close, Alesha posted earlier she is going to give me a jingle later today(Monday) plus be up here this weekend. I hope so, as we really need her and others to get the project booked for the photography done for our website.
Last just need to say this; everyday I get a bunch of things from facebook, that says post this, boost that, create an ad. Reality? Not one damn ad have I placed and paid for has ever made the Knytes nor me a damn bit of money. However, Google Advertising, and Yelp, I place ads on that are free, have generated leeds and generated business, that HAS put money in my pocket.
Your choice, but if you own a business small or large, the last place I'm advertising is facebook.
TTYLY

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Women do not respond to a single man , like they do to one involved with a wife or similar


 

I've noticed something that I have always suspected but never comprehended. All the time I was partially hooked up with Smelly Shelly, gaining on air or pin up girls for HazzardAyre Radio, was much easier. However once the word spread I was prowling single the aspirations and recruiting resources pretty much evaporated. However this is not the first time this has occurred.
Back when I was with Monkee, there were no less than 30 to 40 applicants applying to us for the coveted openings of that for then known as Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio. From which we gleaned Robin Wittaker, of Minidoka Idaho, and few have reached that mark of success that Robin gave us. In the following years, I remember when I resided in the then small town in Utah called Tooele, when I alone was recruiting candidates to fill on air and pin up openings I found that there was none or very few that applied. However when I met Eva Marie, she put in an ad in the local newsrag and we soon after had no fewer than 20 sweet bodies in the house and 5 always in studio. Trust me on this as I have video on VHS VCR tape, to prove it. We again rose to a level that few OTR radio shows have attained. Once I was single, no applicants. Now the situation was slightly different in Twin Falls and surrounding area as most honeys there that will do such things already know us, same situation in Rigby/Idaho-Falls.  We had moderate success even to the point a former LDS Missionary applied and had no qualms in allowing the caressing of toes in hose.
Evanston however has been an eye opener. The few that have applied , show up once , but never return for a trial episode on air. The fact that 80% of the show and network is ran from the comfort and all of my domicile. That's due to a serious lack of facilities that could be had for such an enterprise, and two the mentality of most women, is that if your a single male corpuscle, your there with a loaded gun that is very potent. Where as the man involved with a significant other, is mild if active in the crotch so no problem. So fear leaves. And you get employees, or potential talent.
With that said, if the word got out here that Howard Stern was doing auditions for a opening on his program, there would be a line a mile long. The real deal here is this; I had been doing off the wall, radical radio long before Howard Stern ever crept into Radio, and way longer than Don Imus. My career started at age 8 when I stumbled into KCPX AM 1320 in Salt Lake City Utah. I evolved and honed my craft, into a CMA, and Emmy Award winning show.
Dixie Diesel was our beginning , HazzardAyre is where we are at, and both were there and are there for those piloting the big trucks that make American commerce possible.
With all of that said, The Hazzard County Knytes aka Knytes-of-Dixie, as well as the Iron Knytes Association, have a solid and honored history. What started out as a bunch of neighborhood kids in Layton Utah showing off HotWheels Cars and trucks, then building mini bikes and evolving into our hot rods, trucks into that Lord guided day when Hazzard County found me, those 15 of us in that Taco malt shoppe in Hagerman Idaho, has grown to just over 250,000 members nationwide and that's just the Knytes. If one were to count the membership of the AyreWolvez our aviation brother organization, our classic farm equipment unit called the Deere Dazzlerz Association, it all averages out to just under 500,000 members nationwide. So when the mother ship group said lets do a Stern inspired thing of HazzardAyre, I said why not the entire organization? The founding of to today. Many of the pinups, and feature model talent applicants that we finalize on, will have coveted parts and placements on the movie. We are talking big $'s here for a sweet honey to make being our talents. Yet the grind of finding is all the majority of my efforts most days. Now there was some sniffing around by a gal who pilots a real knockout Mustang from Las Vegas, who said if we wanted to get serious let her know. So I did on Facebook. She says she'll be here sometime this week, which is a good thing if she really shows up, yet even when I gave her a real phone number she has not called. Hmmm, these are just some of what we'll be talking about on HazzardAyre Coast2Coast FM tonite starting at 23:00(11:00PM) Hazzard County Time.
TTYLY

 

Friday, April 7, 2017

I repeat no Transgender or queers need apply we only hire real genuine women talent






Another entry from a previous report.


Okay I really need to spell this out in no uncertain terms. This will not be pleasant words to the LGBT community, but the Knytes, SouthernSteele Media and of course HazzardAyre Radio/TV will not hire, EVER any heshe or a shehe no matter what the outside might look like. While a public business can't descriminate due to sexual bias or say no to any LGBT applicant for normal style employment since this is a specialty type of task, we can legally be very picky. Our people that occasionally interact with talent, have problems with being any kind of touchy feely with a talent if its even remotely suspected its a human that has been somewhat altered. 
The Knytes from the Club's conception, is very much Christian based and southern culture infused. Guys are for girls, girls are for guys, not criss crossing and messing up God's creation. Wolves don't mess with Poodles, a mountain lion don't get hot and heavy with a house cat, and I wont mess with no heshe or she he. My rearend has a tatt that reads EXIT ONLY!! 
So to anyone wanting to apply to the Knytes for a talent opening, best be the gender God intended or just pass us on by. 
Okay then, noticed that our fantabulous Amber decided to unplug from us. No biggy. Never took her to be serious anyway. Nor do I take many along those lines that reside in ETown here to be serious. The best we interviewed last year was a sweet heart from Arizona who transplanted herself here, and made a bunch here in Etown look like a bunch of pre-schoolers trying to find their Tinker Toys.  True its no big surprise, since no one would consider that one could find good talented broadcast or for that matter TV Model talent in a tiny town like Etown here. However that said; the same women that decline our invites, and they are few, are the same ones that damn near take their clothes off at any one of the 4 bars here. Its also expected anyone with any looks or ability usually stays here long enough to get some traction in their chosen careers, the boog to say metro Utah, or neighboring Idaho. I say Idaho now, since its a fact that Idaho has three number one's going for it. Idaho is the number 1 job creation state of any Western state including California, Idaho is the number 1 state for finding a job in all the Western states, and number three, Idaho is the origination state of the Hazzard County Knytes, which might be of the reason of those other two number 3 things. The Knytes have always been pioneering, doing what others said couldn't or shouldn't be done. Etown Wyoming has not changed for nearly two decades. I can remember the last time there was an attempt to jump start a western Wyoming eastern Utah point of delivery for HazzardAyre Radio. After I can't count how many applicants that said they wanted on board, never showed. Only one named Tammy, unplugged the pool and got things in gear,. Even then I finally said there's not enough local marbles to excite the Knytes nor me. Eventually relocated to Burley, Tammy and her nose candy sniffing boyfriend that she pawned off as her cousin, that to make a few narcotic purchases using our big radio gear as payment for those purchases. However I didn't know that. I was in Idaho. Thank goodness I got LexiBelle back before they could peddle that off. It took me nearly 4 years to buy replacement equipment to get back on the air. Why do we do it? Simple to keep those that are the backbone and lifeline to this nation rolling, that being the American Trucker. More over; the supporting cast, us who are the American Towing Professionals. Everything else somewhat is sidemeat.
We are not on the air to being the voice of Evanston Wyoming, or anywhere Idaho or Utah, we are on the air to be the voice of and to keep our road warriors company in that cab through their radio, entertained, informed and being that leaning post that AM radio was for them years ago before satellite radio. I did get two noises this afternoon regarding that. XM/Sirius has signed a letter of intent to along with the Knytes create the first satellite radio channel, for those of us working to make a buck driving a tow truck. This means a big ad push on TV and other places which is why we are feverishly hiring female(real-female) model talent for those TV and print ads. But I stress, Transgenders and queers, do not apply.
See you in the morning on our online cyber-radio channel www.spreaker.com/ayrewolf 
TTYLY







Starting to be too much, way too late and add Tomi to our radio outlaw group

Before I get going on my regular rant here, dig this. Our favorite conservative talk show host is nailing her former boss's ass to the wall. Tomi Lahren is suing Glenn Beck her boss, For some good change. The suit is part of a wrongful termination suit, following Tomi's comments on ABC's View that she was pro choice. While it would seem you can't serve two camps, thing is if your for less Government intrusion in our lives, you can't say I'm against not taking away our guns, but then say I think the Government can tell you what to do with your own bodies. However and this goes a long into my main topic.
Long before Howard Stern, Tomi, and others and on the brink of Dr. Demento there was me inside a radio, blaring out over the air rather rebel style to the thousands of over the road truckers and tow-truck , owner/operators across the nation. The flagship station sat in the lower floor of our estate home near Hazzard Idaho. I went at radio from our ground zero, as do radio not so restricted and hit em between the eyes.
During the early 1970's to mid 1980's long before radio became so prolific and thinking of itself more holier than though, truckers would tune into radio stations from coast to coast, and staying on one of three networks, the Road Gang with Dave Nemo, Bill Mack and the Midnight Cowboy Show and of course here out west JoC Radio that our organization bought and turned into the Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio Network. 
Ever since we started we have continually been the radical, radio that; truckers, bikers, gearheads, have tuned into to learn the news hear the tunes and groove . We as a radio network, have never been bashful or nonetransparent about what we do and how we go about it. Long before the Dukes-of-Hazzard affiliation it was us, being the Fight the System force, and since other media outlets, including our area newspapers there and other broadcast stations, we gave them our one finger salute and have been doing it all our way ever since. 
At one point we had three different networks with only slightly different programming, going on all at once. Until 2011 when I was awakened with a zapping bolt of inspiration that said combine two, tuck the rest under it. So the fall of 2011 HazzardAyre Radio went on the air with early mixed reviews. It wasn't until a sweet heart managing a Radio Shack Store in Twin Falls, got involved that HazzardAyre not only got off the tarmac , but soared like nothing I ever seen before./ All of a sudden here was a radical radio station doing kick ass radio from a tiny studio in a custom motorcycle shop, in Burley Idaho. The first year we were billing just over $5,million a month in ad buys, then I moved to Twin Falls, got busy with Charlie and A1, put the gig on the back burner. It would not be until I got a studio in Woods Cross Utah, that our ad billing got nearly even with what we had in Burley. Until one night a few Knytes and I sat downing a few too many PBR's and saw the blip of a going dark station in Etown here. At first the offer came from a con man, who soon became arrested, however the station was still there and as such it was time to get in and fight. And fight we have. We have our CP, just waiting to find a place for the studio, aim the STL antenna and mount the big stick, then its 50K AM 1240 breeding in the southern tradition of Southern Fried Radio. 
Okay then; I have heard from Alesha and a few others about how they were sorry about the friction between Smelly Shelly and I. Thing is Shelly was messed up in the head long before she got here with me. There was at one time some imaginary thought that she was going to hook up with Jan M Vincent of Airwolf fame. Which is how Shelly and I connected in the first place. The JMV of today, is a far cry from the JMV of today. Nothing against the man, and I sure as hell would not dump Shelly on him, hell is Shelly from the first hello. With all that said. Shelly with the right kind of meds, a guy that could really invest money into a serious treatment program for her both mentally and physically, would make a big difference in Shelly. Me I'm not the one woman guy, I like having as many sweet women to toy with, and I like my solitary time as well. I love the alone time of being on a scoot, or in a aircraft with only my thoughts, and no outside noises or yapping. The bottom line is although I have some great gal-pals, Erin(Nurse GoodBody) Emme Lou, Sidney, Lisa amongst others, but I have not healed well enough after the loss of Monkee(Janice) and as such, my heart will always belong to her. My mind belongs to my tow truck LexiBelle, and my soul to God. Work in all of that my shares of all things Dukes-of-Hazzard which includes the Knytes, all things southern heritage, and of course the Marine Corps. Past that I'm getting too old to add on much of anything else. My health is eroding, my emotional patience is all but dried up. I'm in charge of our radio gig, and our media department, much of anything else when it comes to the Knytes, is being done by others. I just do not have the abilities nor the ambitions to do much more. 
Today three things pretty much sealed the lid on ETown, the first, this Amber from Suds Brothers has yet to even make an appearance let a lone even a phone call. The fancy smancy office place I had spotted the owner thought it be best not to lease to a bikers club. And the fact that last night after many hours of discussion, one of the cats of Suds Brothers has yet to call or text even the daily specials. Dig this we are doing him a favor. Quite frankly if it were not of the fact of the AM radio station here that we are clawing and chipping away at, and upping the erp to 50k of, I'd tell the city fathers, city council and the chamber of commerce to shove it, and say now drown in your own conceit, and arrogance . 
If all goes to plan, Alesha will be up next week, perhaps on the air here.
We will be on air at 06:00 on www.spreaker.com/ayrewolf 
TTYLY
    


Thursday, April 6, 2017

You Always know when there's Chemistry and when you hurl and repel even in the site.

So there twuzz, after a great lunch at Suds found I needed a can of worm dirt, so trucked to Pilot, go in, was disappointed at first, but Sidney heard me barking and out she came, arms wide open, put her arms around me, and we just talked. There's something there and something I can't nor want to ignore,. Not saying getting hitched or anything, or want to, but if Sidney was up for the gig, I'd give that serious attention. It was different. Smelly Shelly, was a taker and user, Sidney, isn't, Sidney gives what there is no price on, honest friendship. And a good friend makes the right kind of gal-pal, to honey, to a mate, that evolves to wife. As for Smelly Shelly, naw, and no matter what I heard from her as to her bad mouthing me and or the Knytes, everyone here just considers Smelly Shelly with a hole in her screen door, and running on a stripped timing chain. I'm feeling rather content right now. My belly is full, things are getting together and come mid summer this old high octane canine is outta of Etown, back home near dear sweet Hazzard.  Now then; with Sidney I will not say that the feelings I feel is love in the traditional sense, nor do I feel the need to breed, its just that when she is near, and more importantly when she takes me in her arms, it's like stepping off the escalator onto a cloud in Heaven, yes it just makes my heart skip a pleasant beat, and my brain drain. Whatever concerns I had walking in, evaporates and I'm just filled with an inner peace, that can't be described.
Haven't heard from that Ashley that was so damn sure that she was good for the gig of being a visual talent for us. But I can say this; of all the many two, 4,6,and 18 wheeled specialty ride hobby organizations. The Knytes-of-Dixie aka the Hazzard County Knytes, is one organization that has our stuff together and continues to not only survive, but thrive and expand into so many outreaches that the growth in both income as well as membership, exceeds anything I have seen of any organization, except maybe the Shriners. Past them, I can't see any organization of any kind vehicle, philanthropy , or any other, do, and kicks more butt than the Knytes. What started out as 15 southern fried gearheads in and near Hagerman Idaho in 1978, one year prior to the Dukes, and joining the Dukes crew and fellowship in 1981 and evolving into all things real Hazzard in 1982, and since. Again; just like Sidney and I, its all about Chemistry. The members of the Knytes had and have the right chemistry, we like being around each other, we all have the same goals and aspirations, and we all work to not only retain those goals and aspirations, but to exceed and even improve. We all understand that for the land of the or the gift of God almighty, that blesses this nation that while she bleeds this nation is our home, not only is she bleeding, but is in need of transfusions and a life line. The only organization that can mend this nation and heal it is the Knytes-of-Dixie, and if you all feel the way the Knytes(knights) and I feel then jump on board and support what we do. Membership in the Club is only $500.00 a year or 10 payments of $50.00 . There's a lot going on in and with the Knytes and if your not on board, your the one missing out.
For more information just shoot us an email to knytesofanarchy@yahoo.com .
Don't forget we are on the air on cyber-radio at www.spreaker.com/ayrewolf starting at 23:00 hours until 06:00 Am, you'll want to tune in.
TTYLY
Crazy Cooter here I'm down and I'm gone.

Don't ever get married and Thank God and Greyhound she's gone














Well I did something overnight that I haven't done in at least a month. I got a full nights peaceful sleep. I hit the rack at 21:00 and awakened to the smells of breakfast next door, and well I'm awake.
This is a far cry from the day before. Or even yesterday. In both I awakened to a silent explosive domestic situation, that every day erupted into a constant battle. Sure two people of opposite genders living together will fuss, that's to be expected, but not to the degree that the skank from Florida and I were going at it. Mostly her, I learned to keep my mouth shut. Stepping on land mines I did in the Marines, I ain't doing that at home. So it all progressed into mid morning, finally I just said, to the Shelly Skank , its time for you to head back home to fraudville Florida. Figuring she'd figure out the Vulcan logic, of okay she's paid the club in full, we test drove the idea of us shacking up, again. It didn't work, now lets shake hands part ways and go on, but nooo0. Taxi cab to a mental facility , (I paid), next visit from our law enforcement body, saying I committed some slight degree of assault? Really Shelly? Sorry I'm a Southern kountry gentleman not a bust(all the time) Jax Teller asshole, plus I'll never , ever hit or hurt a woman for anything at least physically. My Dad drilled that into myself and my step brothers head from the time we were pups to now. Hazzard folk don't live like that. If anything I treated this Slime from the keys of Florida like frigging royalty, even passing over much more visually appealing and able personal and professional prey. For two years, interviewing any kind of talent for either on radio, or our TV gigs, or even the pictorials and magazine slicks, terminized because Shelly thought I was doing the sidestep shuffle and as such would always throw a fuss. Just before within a week or so before this hippo arrived here, I was grooving on a new tune with this super fox that is employed here in a local brewery.  Excellent nose, tiny feet and slim. The ideal on screen model, and maybe personal. But hey, I was with Shelly, shit can't cheat, so ignored the sweet honey from the beer pub. Same goes for Lisa from Tumbleweeds, Andrea, and a few others. BGut hey because I was loyal, to the Scummy/Skank, I got sucker punched and called every kind of insult. Couldn't do my show here from my home, because something just might offend someone including her , for some tune or comment. So been looking into an office downtown, except that in the middle of town is no better than where I'm at so why pay out another twice as much monthly rent for less than what I have. Makes no sense. But to accomodeadate (mis-spelled on purpose) The Florida tornado, I was willing to to retain the ability to continue building the SuperStation of both radio and TV here in southwestern Wyoming. Finally at 13:30 yesterday, thanks to Rabbit Taxi, she was out of here. Or at least partially. About 19:00 the counseling center sent her to Walmart, where the toothless skunk from Florida, decides to spout all kinds of insults about and of me, the Knytes and all throughout Walmart here in Etown. It got so bad I finally had to completely block her number on my cell, my facebook feeds and finally, at 21:00 I went to the shower, watched Spyn City, on LaffTV, then went to bed.
However the Withch of disaster is out of here, so we move on.
There are guys or even people who are not able to be wed. No matter the real circumstance. Some of us, and I list myself in the top 2% of this list, are just too wyld, no longer myld and would just as soon, stay single. After 5 attempts at the alter, and pouring my emotions out like a gushing water fall, into someone only to be kicked in the head, either by her or her family or both, example: My son Eddy's mom Suzi, went on a camping trip somewhat before his conception. Was up at Red Fish Lake near northern Idaho, sleeping in the back of my truck under a shell, it started raining, its February friends, that area at that time of year under wet weather is very cold. Of course Suzi get's to sleep inside, but not this old Wolf. Shortly after I said this is not for me. She torpedoed the relationship, but guess who caught the blame? Two more near misses at the alter and I had pretty much said, this ain't for me. Not saying I'm turning queer, or anything, although I can understand why some guys do. They just get tired of putting up with women's shit.  But then here came Smelly Shelly, like a herd of buffalo, slinging more manure than a PRCA Rodeo. Says she can write, says she's an author, really? Climbs off the bus a year ago last week in February, no laptop, and her writing? I've seen ducks scratch words in mud that was easier to read. If your a story or screenwriter you always have a laptop, tablet, or at least a pen and notebook. She had none of. She split last year the same time as she did this year, but even with, that she killed any plans I had for going to NAB in Vegas this year. Oh well there is next year.
Look I'm not going queer or gay as I said earlier here, but before any woman decides she's going to get tight with me, I'm the one that gets wined and dined not the other way around. I did my duty to the Knytes for making sure Smelly paid the Knytes back money for aid for her medical bills, past that , its over now.
Finally, been getting this inquiry from this person in Nevada named Ashley. Who says she's all business. I got the notice she was interested in our visual projects after I mentioned that on a previous entry of No Transgenders need apply. The result of posting an ad on CraigsList, brought a person from Utah who  was a Transgender, in serious disguise. I'm sorry our entire organization from the word go in 1982, has been centered on Christian, focused Hazzard County standards. This is southern fried moral pure to a degree, attitudes. We don't do nudes, bikini's, or sluttish trash work. Sure leg city anything to do with short heim lines but never outright porn. Sure put some spice into the mix as would Uncle Jessie put spice into his rattlesnake chili, but not to the point that the image over shadows the rig or reason that the model is there to enhance. Get that word, enhance, not dominate. 
So I get this inquiry from this Ashley gal. So she says want to get serious on what you need for your website and TV visuals to launch with thunder your online presence for HazzardAyre Radio. Get in touch. So I did. Seems now all she's doing is sniffing around and not ready to get serious. The reason we are searching now is, here in the Mountain West, warm and hot days and summer is only about 3 to 4 months if your lucky. If your going to do outdoor photography or video work, you had best get at it early in June and July. So we start getting talent gathered, find that which is the personality and attitude and get it done. Sure there are talent agencies in Salt Lake City, I call them talent schools with job placement assistance. That said, there's a problem with most of them, in the talent interacting with say a client, in a scene. Example and it has been the one true trademark of all things we do through my company for and of us trying to make a buck driving a tow truck. Now to put this into perspective; this is a toe>
 this is a Tow truck 
 put together we always say we LuV Toews and the result is this>
 with that said, getting that idea across to a talent agency or school, is like pulling teeth out of a rooster. All too many have called me a person with a foot or toe fetish. Me I call meself a toew fettish, since this> 
 makes me a living. This 
 just enhances this>

 so I focus on parts of the femintile anatomy of toes usually in nylon hose since if the talent gets there, is more sanitary. So since agencies shy away we engage a search. Few apply, even fewer are chosen.
Finally operations or the HQ of the Knytes are relocating back to our point of ground zero, in Burley, Idaho. Will be working on that for a few weeks, and by the end of May just after Memorial Day, I'll be moving there too. Reason? Even with the recently located office place in down town Etown, found that there still is not, repeat NOT fiber optic nor a much faster connection broadband here. While Cable One and Project Mutual in Mini Cassia Idaho, has fiber optic all the way to the Idaho Utah border. And they just can't do that here. Had things worked between Smelly Shelly and I , I was ready to dig in and make Etown Wyoming my home, since that is not going to happen, there is no damn reason, I need stay here. Just wish and pray we can get our ads shot here before I relocate. Ashley you giving this your attention?
Be on the air overnight tonite. See us on cyber-radio, at www.spreaker.com/ayrewolf 
TTYLY