A Data base for Just who the hell is she that’s free

In the interest of sounding stupid, I am learning all kinds of new technology that my computer can do or could do if it only had the right software. I learned that my sound recorder is no longer limited to 1 minute that I can run it full length of a online show of mine, meaning I can now start putting down millions of tracks and hours of my shows on my playlist on my Windows Media Player. These things are in tribute to our new guru of tech here that if only we had, had years ago. Any mile we are nearing the kickoff of HazzardAyre Radio and corresponding WyldAyre Radio, dedicated to fans and lovers of military warbirds including helicopters. The babes will come, its like that phrase years ago on a movie that said , “ if you build it they will come” so we are.

In the same flyte path. If your watching a movie and more over a TV ad and you see a new hottie, why can’t they make a searchable data base , that’s free to use, to find out who they are. More over who their agent and or booking agent is. That way if you were inclined you could book her for an ad.

It’s like I saw this really dreamy gal on a Chapstick ad. After a bunch of digging found her, and planning on contacting her. Which just smacks Utah in the ass , since all too many talent agencies are too stuck up to send us some of the local wanna be’. Then there is the gal on American Eye Glass , she’s really outgoing it seems, gets so excited about the low prices she jumps on the bed. After a lot of dredging I found her through YouTube, but damn can’t they just make a data base so casting agents can contact her, like me.

Why not?

TTYL

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He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
--Bertolt Brecht

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I was afraid about this

Okay with some online help from our tech in Tahoe , we got most of the ability to stream. I’m not sure its airing where your at yet, but she’s running, I think. Our tech guru is supposed to be onsite later this month.

Here’s the problem, There is a point that I need to get off the air, to hit the latrine, eat etc. How do I do that? Streaming is radio on demand, meaning your demand, but I’ll be shutting down at 00:00 hours, that’s 12:00 AM for all you none military friends out there. So the need for on air help is required. At this point I don’t care if its female, male or a monkey in a business suit. There needs to be someone here to do if nothing more push buttons.

So I ask any of you our club members, now that we got it, its up to you to man up, get in here do online radio.

TTYL

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If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, why don't we all get wasted and have the time of our lives?
--Unknown

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But is it too much to leave a number and a message?

In the course of a day, I get numerous calls on the phone.

While many from back east call before noon, at which time I’m dreaming of going fishing with April Scott at Hazzard lake, April Scott is the gal who played Daisy on the Dukes of Hazzard Beginnings, who I think has more looks than the original Cathy Bach, and I know both personally, but I’m getting off point.

So most will leave a phone number but not a message. Excuse me if I can’t read the cyber space telepathic message. I’m neither Vulcan nor a seer , so then the simple question becomes , how about leaving a message along with your phone number? Then I know what you were barking about.

Then there are those that should call back, especially those that are selling something. And to have knowledge of content. Example, 1on1 Web builder company calls, wants to build our site, so far so good, but when I bark that we need a site that fully streams its like a blank tone and I’m sure an exact blank stare of what the heck am I talking about. It seems that in today’s advanced technological society, there is still less than 5% of web site builders that have the skills to build a real online radio station site. Considering the blind guy for Wolffm.com Matt at Warbirdradio.com and of course Ray at DixieBroadcasting.com there should be some intelligence out our way or part of the USA of some guru that could build this on the economy level scale. So if you are a firm that mines blogs etc searching for clients, when you call, please leave a message.

TTYL

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To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times.
--Mark Twain

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Pissd but I’ll get over it in time.

At the end of the day, it comes down to truth and the truth cover. The front is they can’t find me talent, Real reasons most probably and I could be wrong , but the possible interaction between myself as Charter President and the talent. The task of smooching toes in hose, seems to always to being a big thing. My question is why? What is it , about a strange dude kissing nyloned toes? To my way of thinking, if I can stand the stink, so be it. Guess this is one of those questions we were getting into last night , the concept that there are certain things and subjects that you need a vagina to understand. I can say this because I had a lady in Wyoming that if it was a male biased subject she would say , “what this a thing you have to have balls to understand?” This applies here.

So let’s look at this, and then I’m going to say in some ways I’m as relieved as unloading my bowels after a large taco feast.

Our call goes into Urban. Sam gets the assignment, tries to find talent. Talent surfs the web, reads our rather spicy, racy online publications, says I ain’t doing that. If I did this, Deseret TV will never hire me. So they ditch. That’s the first stage. The second one comes from Tina CEO of Urban that distantly remembered us from years gone before. Decides at the last minute to kill the relationship. Something along the line of I ain’t letting that white haired greasy biker anywhere near my girls. Even though this one project would have been a $3,million a year minimum gig, but she says no. Then comes the thing of, why are they here? Reason, Utah at least Layton, was the cofounding charter of the original RoadMasters Association, that became the RoadCommanders Association a youth based cb/truckers group. Original place of meeting Holiday Inn on Washington Blvd. June 1973. First President, Jon Muir CEO / Owner Elite Landscaping Layton Utah. Now considering the club has in its ammo can, registration with the Utah Film Commission, a hand in glove relationship and three current members of the club being UHP Troopers, creators of several high school automotive programs, yet few know. Again why we are looking to doing a movie of the club, but where to find the talent? Could this all have been done in Twin Falls? Maybe, would have saved a bunch of money, but Charlie never directed Jenn to pay utility bills, I was in no way going to live without power nor water, so I moved,. Of course a few outfits and people like Nate at PPC, and Urban Talent could have been a bit more upfront on what they could REALLY do, and a pitch. I hate outfits that run just fronts, its like putting chocolate frosting on a handless pan. At first you get out the fork ready to dig in , but as you poke it, you find a metal container that is empty. With the Knytes, HCC and all what you see is what you get, there is nothing elegant, just meat and spuds, but we get the job done.

So where do we go from here. Contact other agencies and try to find SOME talent so we can at least get in 6 people to work the gig, while good weather exists.

The relief this gives, is that it gives me a few weeks of refining time, getting the basic platform built, my trucks in shape that has been a handicap for two years. Figure shooting video in July, and launching HazzardAyre online in September. Only draw back was it would have been nice to have at least one talent for the booth at the Utah B2B Expo in May, but we’ll survive.

Maybe Star and or McCarty's will help.

TTYL

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When all else fails, read the instructions.
--Cahn's Axiom
also known as RTFM (Read The F'in Manual)

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There is a real need for a real bad girls agency here

Well got word from Sam at Urban that despite the search none of her talent wanted to be in on the gig for a cover girl for HazzardAyre as well as HCC, and certainly not the MC.

Of course at first I was disappointed but not surprised. The gals that model for such outfits as EasyRiders and such although many may audition from out of California, but the majority live in and are connected to agencies in Hollywood or immediate areas. Likewise girls and women who do kountry music are in Nashville, Atlanta, or in our area maybe Denver. Not Salt Lake City and damn well not Boise. Which brings me to the headache of three Goody’s powders , but thought is, if I have to go through the talent hunt, myself, might as well devise a method of making money for myself and the MC doing it.

I have a real friend at McCarty’s and will consult with them next week. Meaning another stumbling block for HazzardAyre online, but not over the air. Radio , over the air does not need a cover pic, it goes in your ears. But what do you do? I also remember right at the end of the last episode of us in the Beehive state, didn’t matter what agency, few had the not head up their ass stuck up talent, that wanted to deal with an MC. It’s a condition that to be marketable to the LDS church and its production companies, most talent will not risk being in a commercial, more over any gig, dealing with a rebel MC. It’s a real shame though, and why despite the fact that backdrops and scenery of Utah is grand most movie projects don’t get made here because they can’t get local talent. Or at least quality talent. However I do not and the MC doesn’t give up. Bottom line there needs to be a real bad girls agency, plans are to build just such an agency, called KnyteStarr Talent> the original over the edge, nothing held back agency.

Details l8r, but I just wanted to get this out, so all that had planned on riding down to Urban Talent didn’t go, as the open call has be Ko’d, cancelled.

TTYL

Quote of the Day:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
--Cahn's Axiom
also known as RTFM (Read The F'in Manual)

Hebrews 1:3“The Son is the radiance of God’s glory and the exact representation of his being, sustaining all things by his powerful word. After he had provided purification for sins, he sat down at the right hand of the Majesty in heaven.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Then there is Facebook or Fuckup as I call it

I’m going to keep this simple, but do you ever get to thinking that Facebook any more is both a waste of time and getting archaic? Seems as though Facebook works good for awhile, until either they decide to change stuff, or some young hardly dry behind the ears Oriental intern working at Facebook, comes by your postings, get’s offended then they get picky as to what gets posted or not. Of course Facebook is not YOUR site, you have no control over what gets posted and in liberty’s justification they are able to choose content, but damn it give me a damn warning Facebook.

So to Facebook this morning you get the infamous AyreWolf First finger>and that’s all I have to say about that.

TTYL

 

Quote of the Day:
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
--Robert Lee Frost

Hebrews 1:3“The Son is the radiance of God’s glory and the exact representation of his being, sustaining all things by his powerful word. After he had provided purification for sins, he sat down at the right hand of the Majesty in heaven.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

We are the curious ones that want to know the answers.

I’m always curious about the other gender. This may have something to do with the fact I never had any sisters and my three step sisters lived back east and even then never really communicated with them very much. I can sit in the bathroom watching some gal putting on her war paint, completely flabbergasted for hours. It can take hours . then there are their customs. For a guy , you’d seldom, see a guy worry about hygiene, he’ll wipe his butt, hoping that he don’t leave skid marks, and the wonderment here is does she get skid marks , say on those skinny shorts they call G-strings. Then when a gal leaves the latrine, have you ever noticed women always leave a small square of tp in the toilet, unused? What the hell for ? Is it a sign to another woman.

Then there are the obvious smells. Especially crotch smells. After all oral copulation is one of those really enjoyable activities that a man should know how to do properly. A guy can’t just go in there like he’s hunting for a fuse box in the middle of the night with a penlight flashlight. There are techniques I learned years ago. The first one is my favorite , the Binaca blast. That’s right a quick shot of Binaca cinnamon breath spray applied to her outer lips and on your tung will get her hotter than a bar-b-que grill at the Boars Nest. She’ll be peaking and leaking like a bird feeder after a spring rain. Talk about a Wyld hair. Now then though because of that I always wonder what certain pieces of clothing will leave as far as an aftersmell. Like, tight leather britches. If she wears leather skins, will her love pit be as fresh as a bakery after newly made bread, or will it be so putrid, that it might injure you for life. Then there is the gender No Zones. No Zone number 1, beyond the obvious privacy thing, going in on your wife or mate while she's pinching a log, or pissing, means you’ll have her as cold as a Hazzard County winter morning. So far we’ve examined the obvious places of odoriferous locations on women. What about those places that are not so obvious? Like her arm pits. Under arm odor is prevalent there as well, her pits will smell, after sex, and after excersize. If you’re a breast man, (I’m not, breasts bore me) ever smell under those jugs before she goes in the shower? PEEEWE. Really bad. Of course guys are easy we smell everywhere. Women call it a musk or musky smell, an attractant. Bullstuff , I know when I stink, and I’m often trying to find a place to remedy the malady. It’s a Marine thing, that got drilled into my head, a clean Marine is an efficient Marine. Women unless they’re the Gretchen Wilson kind of who I think is the ultimate woman for any man, thing is you’d never find a gal discharging a fart in a public and seldom even a private place. You’d never see a woman doing the one cheek sneak in church.

Now these things some say and tell me are just being a perv, but thing is I intend nothing nasty, here, I want to know these things. And don’t say look it up on the web. These subjects are dealt with gingerly. I want the real answers. Most guys if they’ll admit it do to, that’s why I research these things then report it. That’s HazzardAyre.

One of those curious things is, who should initiate sexual activity? Who should be the aggressor and is the guy a woose if he becomes submissive? We always see these gals on movies push a guy down on the bed and start ripping clothes off, but in real life how many get that much into being the force from hell? And you never see these actors do anything except Missionary positions. One way at it was taught to me by Bro’s wife’s mother one night, after we got done with hose and lips festival, She put one leg under me, my other leg on top, kind of like scissors. I call it the Nanoo Nanoo position. Remember Mork from Ork the series that Robin Williams did? His hand shake was like the Vulcan sign sideways. Needless to say the climax for both is beyond anything I’d ever went to before. Of course there was a security guard I met over one of those 1-900 numbers that was the rage a few years ago. Two things of protocol come in here. One is it wrong for the guy to give into the idea that she pay for dinner and drinks? Second is it against common protocol for her to open the car door for the guy? Then when you are there at the time of surrender, she tells you she’s really tight. First I’d never heard that term before. The fact that first off I was off in less than 5 minutes, thing is after she would not let me pull out. She had vaginal muscles that she knew how to use. She held me in until my balls filled up again, I got off 5 times in 3 hours. I’d never done that before. Haven’t since. If life's future had been seen right then, Id’ve gave Jan the boot right then and married her. The Trust Fund might have lasted longer. Oh well, can’t dwell on the past.

Men are curious about these things yet life and/or society says we should not ask certain questions. So that all you he men, and a few of you geeky nerds out there can learn without embareassment, That’s what we explore here on HazzardAyre. Now aren’t you glad you tune in?

More in the PM, Shows over for the night and I got much to do.

TTYL

 

Quote of the Day:
If you’re looking for friends when you need them…it’s too late.
--Mark Twain

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Things men look at that you need to ask why?

Being one of a different flavor, I always wonder the thrill of catching glimpses of a lady’s butt. In pics the butt is usually displayed> its always the hind end. The question is always at least to me, why? The butt is something that oh yes she does, she will pinch a log of dung from. This is the orifice that she poops from, and yet guys will hover and hunger for this part of the female anatomy like a bee around a beehive. Of course my fellow club members and a few of you who work here ask, its as good as those toes in nylons you like, and I must say, I’d much rather get my love juices milked between two feet in nylons, than pull my equipment from between her butt and it be covered in dung. Pardon my language, thing is I’m not a shit lover.

Of course there is those guys that are into the breasts. They bark that they want to sleep between the mountains. As for me, a small bit of nibbling on nipples gets boring. I mean really boring. Bro once said that more than a mouthful is a waste. big jugs just bore me to sleep. Now give me the right set of legs bathed in sheer silky hose nice, soft and just the right amount of extra meat on those libs, size 6 or smaller feet, no hammertoes, bunions, or toenails pedicured just right in the the right aeromaticticly scented stockings, and you have me in super dream land. That’s getting away from my main thought train here.

How come outside of full nudity, there’s never a flattering shot of the front? Lets see a classy pic once in awhile of the place where dreams are created and created for. Lets see nice pics of the vulva, and surrounding areas. I may be politically unpopular here, but I’m not an ass lover. You just cain’t play there. Even if you do, its no big deal. Your not looking to giving her a tonsillectomy , from the back, its messy, and much more smelly than vaginal sex. And to those who say your not screwing her feet, those don’t smell anywhere near as rank, if womens feet smell at all, but feet don’t smell as rank, as her butt. So I ask, why? We’ll be talking that Wednesday night on HazzardAyre. Saturday night will be special on HazzardAyre as we’re looking to having some of our new lady recruits in the studio. Be here for that. Maybe even hear me smooching a stockinged toe.

TTYL

Quote of the Day:
Nothing is too high for a man to reach, but he must climb with care and confidence.
--Hans Christian Andersen

Hebrews 1:3“The Son is the radiance of God’s glory and the exact representation of his being, sustaining all things by his powerful word. After he had provided purification for sins, he sat down at the right hand of the Majesty in heaven.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

taking time in the studio

The more I get accused of being one of a filthy mind, the more examples I see of all kinds of gearheads and marketing firms directing attention to gearheads, the more I see of fine human lady eye candy dangling the bait for the ah sharks to consume, not just bite. Then the other day two incidents occurred one of which made me consider and examine my own moral compass. As I was sitting in the parking lot at Sylvester’s on 72nd south in Midvale, these two honeys jumped out of this dinky little car, not much bigger than a Yugo. The one did nothing for me but the other that I decided was not legal tender, but still had one heck of a package, I got to thinking, with those really tight spandex leggings and all, just what does that smell like. I then smacked myself and corrected my mind train. But I wonder how many times are we out there doing our jobs toewing and you stumble upon a scene and one or more of the disabled vehicle owners look damn hot, Do you think in your mind and suppress it but do you wonder, what that package really tastes like if you removed the packaging? Of course I did some researching the concept some more, of the worlds record of a male corpuscle kissing a gals toes in nylon hose. Why would anyone want to think of this, you ask. Imagine that your radio station is one that was created in its origin to be the voice of the professional towing operator and small fleet owner. Imagine that all too many can not wrap their tungz around the word tow, and pronounce it like toe. Imagine that you want to draw some serious attention from external press sources. Now think if your within just a few short weeks maybe 8 to 10 weeks out of throwing on the cyber airwaves a radio station primarily aimed at toewers. How would you do it? Okay stage a gig at a public place like a mall or fair booth. Maybe even the Utah B2B Expo. You find a gal with photogenic toes , put em in nylons, get the word out prior, so other people could pledge money for each minute and each long hour your pressing your lips on her aeromatic toes in those nylons and you have a kicker that will focus attention on the radio station, on the group running the radio station, the cause of both the group and at least radio program on that radio station aimed at us in toewing, invite Guinness to the gig, and you have media ink you couldn’t buy. That’s one of the opening acts planned, here. The fact is I have been spending much more time in the studio. After all its what the heck I transplanted myself from Twin Falls here to Ogden Utah. Its time for KDXB FM, and the reason it exists, Highway Hooker Radio, to emerge, and kick some serious asphalt.

So this Friday as I am casting for some of the rest of the projects at Urban Talent, I’ll be keying into those candidates that have small feet, dainty toes wearing nylons. In that lane, and I have no idea why, since they pretty much snubbed us, but somebody from Star Talent and that other outfit out of Lehi, emails me with, take a look at our people. I can say this, few if anybody, will take near greenhorn talent, cast them in major and minor productions and gigs, and pay them what it would take nearly 8 months working at McDonalds to make in one day, with us. If you figure we pay on average, more if they are really gifted and not very much if any way introverted , $200.00 an hour. Most of our shoots run usually 13 hours easy, that’s just under $3,000.00 per girl talent , per day. If your not booking very much if any work, that kind of beef cake can attract some.

Of course there’s that 1st impression, and I have a feeling I’m not going to make a great one. It’s the club with the bucks, not me. I’m only the soldier doing my job and duty for the club, to make sure all understand. But hopefully the 1st casting session, goes smoothly.

Finally, Got the news on the General. Although I think its rather high in cost, as most of that I can do myself, new battery cables and a battery, that I knew, but that does not cure the idle and drivability problems. Needs more examination.

It does make me wonder why Star Talent sent me an invite. Maybe if they want to really impress me, have two of their talent and their agents come up to the house/studio here in Ogden and lets talk.

TTYL

Quote of the Day:
If you aren't living on the edge, then you are taking up too much space.
--Anonymous

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