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Where the Church fails, the Knytes Prevail .

I have always said this and it remains true, what no body else can do, the Knytes and of course the WolfPack accomplish. While not completed the coyotes are off my back as far as Rocky Mountain Power is concerned. By the time the next bill rolls around, I'll be 325 miles west of here and all Evanston Wyoming will just be another bad wake up in the middle of the night dream. With that I'm nearly to the point, but been thinking, maybe its time I took off that monkey suit, and tie of the LDS Church, and just deactivate and excommunicate myself from the Church, and go back to a split of going to the River Fellowship in Twin Falls each week, and eventually go back to the mid week, and Saturday meetings of the Amalgamated Church of Dixie which was founded by the Knytes. Nothing fancy, a guitar small amp, a mic, and the Lords word. Where there is nobody really in charge except Heavenly Father, and if one of us needs help there is no big business meeting to get there. If its in the cash box we help. Simple. 
Now I want to say something here and I don't want anybody thinking that I have turned evil creepo or something. However I saw a young'n the other day, bout 13 maybe 14 years old as I discovered , but she didn't look like it. To be honest I was tempted. but would never act on that temptation, that said. The Mormons always beller about the strength of the family, the bonding of a woman and a man, and being pure till marriage, great in theory. However, what if you have been alone so very long, have not been close to a woman, hadn't even felt the touch of a woman even a hug, and being a very viral male how does one keep from wanting so bad that you occassionally look at young'ns? I have always said allowing the operation of state or even privately ran brothels. At least if a guy felt the need to breed, could not find anything in town to satisfy the urge, a few hundred bucks, a bottle of brew or two, and a great night would be had. Guy gets relief, no STD's, no unwanted pregnancies, fantasies fullfilled , no pain, no harm nor foul. A brothel could be taxed, thus giving communities a new tax revenue stream, and underage breeding would damn near stop . 
I have read any numerous pages of the BoM, D&C, PofGP, and all but there is no discussion or articles on the simple thing that Heavenly Father made some of us extra viril , and thus we need a way to satisfy the desire. 
Any mile I'm headed to bed.
Radio mid morning.

Hazzard After Midnight ep1 Good for me but they say they are going to miss me, bullsbreath!!

This might very well be the last entry I make here until after I get done moved back to the Hazzard Valley. See grand Rocky Mountain Power is on the heels of unplugging me from the pole, Friday morning if not this morning. I was praying seriously that I'd long been done moving back home, by now, but because Shelly got short on finances and myself coughing up money, for new registrations, my drivers license renewal, and deposits on power there in Wendell, and all, plus now some 6 trips over and back to move stuff from the shop, to the new HCC,{Hazzard County Choppers} and all at $80.00 $40.00 over and $40.00 or so back it eats cash, fast near $400.00 plus the half deposit on the new place only gave me $100.00 or so left over and that mostly got spent on radio bills. So Then, thankfully I requested aid from our LDS Ward for rent, here in ETown since there was some final pieces needed to be done, but I didn't figure on utilities. Natural Gas and of course Electricity. So I swallowed my pride once more and requested from our LDS Ward, for aid on the power bill, as a final request since after this following week, I ain't here no more and thus as such no further requests would be asked of the Church, ever. 
See near Hazzard, if my funds get a bit low, and my mini truck in good shape, I can go collect scrap metal, from body shops, service shops, and some of the area farmers, and take it to the recyclers. Or in season, drive spud or sugar beet truck, and I don't have to beg like a bum on the street. In essence go work for money. In doing that, its so minimal I don't have to report it to the Union bean counters, while still getting my monthly benefit money. Here, no can do. There ain't many farms on a large scale, and there aren't many dairy farms here that I can go work at. So I have to tuck in my tail, and ask the Bishop for help. But the Bishop said nope the well was dry. 
Considering this and many other events you'd think that one absolute request would be honored observing that since I moved here near 3 years or so , I have seen my home teachers maybe 6 times, a few visits from the Bishopric , had to eat by myself at 3 Ward dinners, and outside of once, never asked to give a talk, or even say an opening prayer or closing prayer in either a class, Priesthood meeting, or at Sacrament meeting. In essence being snubnosed or held at a great distance, from getting close. Outside of the Bishop himself , his 1st Counselor who I respect in the fact he wears a badge. I respect and honor most all in Law Enforcement. My Dad was a deputy, I wore a badge both in Hazzard as well as West-Point, Idaho. I have known all too many in fact one who became a Sgt, of the Jerome Police Department that was into mini diecast cars etc as I was. I first met Jay in Power County Idaho, and spent many nights as a ride along Deputy, and nearly ran for Sheriff of Power County. I have thought of doing that in Gooding County many times, and I have a bunch of support for doing that still, but i'm drifting off topic. 
The LDS Ward here is not as warm and welcoming as I have been used to. In that light to call a truce to the situation condition the Ward could have helped on my power bill, and I'm very hurt that they didn't. But oh well one more thing to put in the Why One Should Not Consider Evanston Wyoming as a place to call home box. 
Now to be fair here, yes on countless occassions, the Ward stood up and helped. The first in fetching the radio gear, from Woods Cross, Utah. In thought it might have been better for the Ward just to have helped me move back there, and dismissed the idea of any radio thing here in Etown. My would I love to bust open the skull, of the con artist that invited the Knytes and I up here in the first place. I would have loved to have knocked the marbles out of the brains of the first people I rented shelter to here, as well as beat the snot out of the people at NGL, who got a stick up their butt, just because I put forth the compliment of a young gal that worked there. The list of atrocities that I have had to endure here goes way past any kind of just a radio station. The Knytes had in mind of dumping nearly $10,million into this town, but loyalty and just common sense came around, bit the Knytes in the butt, and the Club, pretty much said, " You gotta be kidding?" So for the past year, I along with my lady Shelly have been trying to light at least a small candle for the shop and Highway Hooker Toewing. Which I can say, when LexiBelle co-operated I made good money. Much of my traffic came from Our listings both in Yelp, and Google My Business, with that Highway Hooker Toewing all will be relocating to both Bear River City, Wyoming and Randolph Utah. While; Cooter's A1 will move to along with HCC to both our original location in Hazzard as well as Wendell Idaho. At least two families, the Cox's and the McFadden's have sort of adopted me and been some support. But could it have hurt the LDS Ward I go to to help with a mere last $200.00 so I can keep the lights on for another final week in this Payton Place, arrogant, stiffnecked town? Oh well huh? So if you don't hear me on air or see another entry here in Cooter's Gazzette, you'll know the Power has been cut, and I'm alone. However I'm out most of today, to remedy the situation. 
As it was said on one of the Star Trek movies, If I'm not here tonight, I'll see ya'll around the galaxy.
L8R Ya'll,

A new day and a more defined direction and; TV like babies do grow and mature

We're going to be spotlighting a bunch of things later today on our cyber radio show, but it includes the on going drama of me batteling with Google, mainly the unit of Google that involves Google My Business and its web offerings , mainly the registration of and the lack of support of a domain registration. This all started when it was determined I myself and my southern lady was we're moving back to Hazzard Idaho. While Highway Hooker Toewing and a spur of HazzardAyre Radio will remain in Evanston, Wyoming the other two subsidiaries mainly Cooter's A1 Toewing, and Hazzard County Choppers would move with me to Hazzard/Wendell Idaho. So I went on dear www.googlemybusiness.com and attempted to just change the address, of the two, from Evanston, Wyoming to Wendell Idaho. After such gone was the listing which is supposed to be free. Okay fine that's good as it is, however the suggestion of registering a domain name for the web, costed me $30.00 . One $15.00 charge for our parent company AyreWolf Aviation, the other for Cooter's A1 Toew. Trying to get any kind of serious support from the gurus at Google is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, you get all messed up but you conclude during the fight the dirtier it becomes, the more the pig likes it. I feel, that I'm sitting on a piece of metal with ridges, and I'm getting screwed. One thing certain, come July, Google will go to my bank card for the next payment for the domain, but they will not get it. As I'll put a block on the account for any charges on behalf of Google.
Okay then; TV like babies matures. Since October 2016 I've been watching nearly constant a upgraded version of LAFFTV. Now LaffTV, is a network that is now partly owned by NBC. In its infancy LaffTV was a network that aired mostly old era sitcoms. Some I'd watched as a kid, some that I grewed tired of and a few that I'd totally forgotten. But LaffTV isn't the only one I have seen mature. Of 3 that I watch 2, being LaffTV and RFDTV have become great channels/networks. RFDTV was the brain child of Patrick Gottsch created in Rural Omaha Nebraska. Reporting mostly farm news, and prices. That evolved in some independent programming, that included HeeHaw. The third network is called the ERB Network, that is 90% religious in nature, that is very uplifting. All three were started very humbly and small, but have matured to becoming mammoth networks with some cutting edge creativity. Which I enjoy. I'd be amiss here if I didn't include the continued efforts on behalf of HazzardAyre-TV. Yes our little southern based rural radio network is working on launching a full on southern-rural TV network in 2019. That will include, putting on the reruns of the Dukes-of-Hazzard amongst the rest of the program line up. The difference here is our aim is to go one further, produce independent home brewed productions, such as an updated version of HeeHaw, as well as the TV series; The Hazzard County Knytes. News will be simply a TV cam, inside the studios of HazzardAyre Radio, as well as televising most of the radio shows that you hear online on HazzardAyre Radio. 
When RFDTV came on, it was small, but grew into a mammoth facility in Nashville Tennessee. Same goes for LaffTV. On that HazzardAyre Media, will headquarter in Salt Lake City Utah, the Evanston Wyoming facility will move to nearby Randolph Utah, and the production on air studio in Gooding Idaho. 
With any blessings, HazzardAyre-TV will mature and grow, as did RFDTV as well as LaffTV. 
I will be on air this evening at 17:00 hours that is 5:00PM Mountain Standard Time.
Now if I can just fix the malfunction we are having with Google.

Why can't that happen here?

So there twuzz reading and contemplating on the shitter and was reading a newer attempt by somebody, obviously one who has never been in the industry, let alone driving, one but a new tow truck magazine. And it was talking about all the Tow shows the one in Orlando Florida, and the Southern Tow Expo, and I though , " My why don't there be one of those tow shows out here in the Mountain West? After all with our severe winters and all towing is a way of life, not just a job, but certainly an adventure to be sure. That All said, I always ask the obvious question, why can't these things happen here? Its not just toewing either, how about tech type schools? Of interest to us in toewing, I have seen only about maybe 8 and that's being kind, but only 8 full on all classes of Wreckmaster courses taught and tested here in our area, no matter Utah,Idaho or Wyoming. For that matter a big toew show. I can think Salt Lake City, Pocatello, Twin Falls or Boise, and if its just a quaint show how about Etown Wyoming? Everybody in the business, gets together, shares shop talk, road talk, a Wreckmaster class and so on, but nope the closest to us is in Reno, Nevada, some years Las Vegas, and or Arizona. WHY NOT HERE? 
Same goes for those in broadcasting. Sure just recently there was a pow wow, in Wyoming's Capitol City but how about one in say Salt Lake City, the travel distance between most areas of Southwest Idaho, western Wyoming and Mountain West area is minimal. A few hours away from the station, or for that matter out from behind the wheel of our trucks to attend such is not bad. But, 12 hours to Vegas, 16 hours to Reno, or back east if you can drive it, is oddball at best. What small owner-operator can take a week or better off the job of toewing, or out of the radio studio, drive 2,000 miles one way, spend BIG $'s for motel or hotel, attend still to pay for admission, seminars, then go home after a week and a half. Sorry NAB, TRAA, CTTA and others the economy has not bounced back that well yet. The last big toew anything that I attended was back in 1985 at Medford Oregon. Even that was an adventure, got there finally, checked into a $150.00 a night room, then to attend a seminar for another $300.00 then eat, then battery puked so had to get a jump start(glad there were demo tow trucks there) then creep home another 48 hours, only to be ridiculed by several of Speeds Towing of Portland, Oregon, for being old fashioned, at which time, I pretty nearly threw away my TRAA Certificate, and it was that we created then the Hazzard County Towing Association. A toewing organization dedicated to very small toewing operations in the Mountain West. We had 3 small toew shows, had Road Resque Certification, classes, and pretty much rewrote the book on what a toewing Association was supposed to be. The second one that I went to was held at just barely opened, Idaho Wrecker Supply. The makers of that side puller(funny a Holmes split boom rig does the same thing and is more able) Once I got to this class of a demo show of a bunch of high tech gadgets, found that the self appointed President of then ITRPA owned not only Idaho Wrecker Supply, but also a toewing service. Bottom line here was a person who could buy gizmos at dealer jobber wholesale prices, but resell to other organization members at full retail prices. Kind of an unbalanced scale. Again HCTA jumped in and said, we are all equal here, lets do something for the industry not just one or two big time tow services, and the rest gets peed on. We must have done something right. Oh sure we're not loved by everybody in the business, and the HCTA membership numbers as low and small, but we serve each other and our industry and profession not a bunch of spoiled super mega companies that think their diesel don't stink, and don't care of us out in the middle of no where, like many of the HCTA are. 
So why doesn't those things like big toew shows happen here? Well hold on to your chains. In both 2018 in Idaho and 2019 in Utah, the HCTA will stage TOEWJAMB 

 Which promises to be one big show, with low cost and I MEAN LOW COST, Road Resque Certification classes.

As far as the big media gig in Vegas, and the Radio show in Texas amongst others, not much we as an organization of gear heads can do about that, but it would seem that the NAB(National Association of Broadcasters) overlook the really small markets, like rural Idaho, Utah and Wyoming. The problem is there are needs and tech skills that need to be taught here. Products that our fellow rural broadcasters could use, and would buy if only we had access. The problem is, who is going to have time as a GM of a small radio/TV station in these parts to travel the distances, absorb the costs of the week to two week stay over, and still buy product? I would think that the NAB, and organizers of these events, from computer tech to in studio tech and much in between that have all these mega events in NYC, Florida, and California. What about Salt Lake City, or Idaho like Boise? 

Trade press is about the same way. Radio Ink, RadioWorld and so on, only report on things in metro areas. When was cause it still hasn't been done, but when did you ever see an article in either of them, on HazzardAyre Radio? HazzardAyre pretty much wrote the book, on taking the best of terrestrial radio and taken it to cyber or as its called digital/online radio. But no trade press ink. Wuz up with that? There's not only Gold up here in these hills, small to medium sized radio stations, many still mom and pop stations that are retaining the very things that made and make radio what it was and needs to be. Everything from Radio Dramas, to reaching out to schools to doing old style radio plays, then those being aired LIVE, like the old show When Radio Was hosted by EG Marshall. 

Nobody except local and I mean local LIVE radio can and will do that. But the NAB, is one organization whose members are more interested in racking up big Money numbers rather than being there as a public service serving their communities. The recent move by Trumps FCC Czar is pushing for FM's being on AM towers, as well as removing the local requirement for stations. In our area, it means the station might be there in tower form, but not in LIVE form, the people on air are not there LIVE you never visit with, have coffee with, see at Church, but hey they say they are your radio friends. Problem is they voicetrack from back east or a major metro area. NOT LOCAL at all. Recently for example why do you think there has been a rash of Pirate stations being hammered? Simple; the Pirate stations supply old fashioned radio that the mega radio giants like IHeart, and such just cares about money and not much public or at least the local publics wants or desires. My thoughts? Sure there is a need for some interaction on the part of some Government agency to prevent the footprints of other stations not to be trampled on by some others. That said, there needs to be a better reach out, from those doing the regulatory shuffle here to really look at the landscape, radio distances, prp levels and understand that these small rural communities like Hazzard, Wendell, Buhl, even Malta Idaho have no service, only that what filters in late at night. The very reason we are on the airwaves is simple, we fired up because, owner operator truckers the community of that big black ribbon called the Interstate, have no over the air representation. Sure there's Sirius/XM , but by the time they get a hold of anything important, the whatever it is has happened and done. Example, few weeks ago now, hauled a bunch of stuff up to the new RodeHouse in Wendell. Coming back on the old highway from Strevelle into Utah, 4 miles from the last bend was a car that was totalled with glass, plastic and all all strewn out over the highway, blocking the highway only one meat wagon, and one Smokey there. I had to throw on binders like you never saw trying to stop. It would have been nice to know something was up before I got to it. Imagine if I'd have been a big bullwagon hauling down that mini slab? It could have been a real disaster. A local on air radio station, barking about it, would have prevented a near collision. The result? One lady severely injured a toddler barely alive, and yet neither KSL-5 or FoX 13 out of Utah, had a story on it that night. Where Utah 30 joins Idaho 81 there going to the Utah/Nevada line is closed. Except for a neon sign, there is no warning. Summer months no biggy, but imagine being stuck trying to turn around there in the winter? A local radio station for truckers howling about that would be a key thing. The answer to the question why don't we have a branch station there? Simple; an antiquaited terrain coverage laws showing there are nearby stations. Trouble is the one that was once in Tremonton, Utah is dark and silent, can't put one in Malad Idaho because there is a coverage overstep by a station all the way in Logan Utah. In reality the area is bare and naked, but the FCC can't see that. Why not open up the turf a bit?  Having broadcast trade events out here in the frontier area states, might open up discussion with the Feds to where their eyes might be uncovered and they see that hey Mert, there is a need for REAL local radio there. There has to be a change made of being ignored, by Washington DC, and the rest of the nation, as to what is out here in these frontier states and what ain't available here. The what's not available here is the problem and only full on trade events can uncover the minds and eyes of those big outfits. To close I say; Why Can't that happen here?

Ever feel like your getting F**KD by social media giants?

Do you ever feel like your getting 

 by social media? Yet you can't really do anything about it. It really does not matter who it is, facebook, Google, Yahoo/Verizon and so on, even YouTube. Unless your paying through the snout first your snubbed and two, any of those jokers, which ain't no joke, will find a way to either give you the boot, or cut your feathers so short not only can't you fly, but you can't even flap your wings. If you post a video that facebook, or YouTube doesn't like, you get the blanket covered over ya'll and well your video wont be seen, or audio will not be heard or both. Of course some of this ain't social media giants faults. There is an international firm that approves websites and content, usually they won't mess with you, but if your out there pushing some sort of unpopular policy or idea, bang your site is quarentined and it wont appear ANYWHERE!! In my world, I'm not a liberal, nor a conservative, I'm a rebel, anti-establishment, fight the system Confederate. And Social media don't like Confederates. Oh up to a point they'll permit it but only up to a minimum level. Most of the time the blind giants usually under 35 cyber fuzz's look at our rebel flag 

 and think hate or slavery or both and will find a way to snub you out. Of course porn or near porn pics and sites get let in, both because of popularity by horny men you look at the pics and then spank their monkies and because porn producers and all have one helluva Government and social media lobby and lobbiests making sure their content gets delivered. If we as Confederates got our acts together, no matter the organization, and built a coalition like we started at the United Confederate States of America Coalition, and put some noise making people at capitol buildings including the main one in DC, and got media TV news channels to spotlight us, our flag

 would fly so high there would not be a box tall enough to make speeches of . Of course this takes big money and money is something running low in America, and most on Social media, like facebook, have so little of it, or would rather spend the same amount of a simple donation like say a $100.00 towards building a coalition, that most the all can do is beller like an old Mother cow, who lost its calf, in a big field, on those same social media posts and pages/groups. 

Now if something goes sour with your social media like say facebook, like all your newsfeed and other things of interest, gets so restricted, that you'd love to take Zuckerburg out and strangle him, and his youth college boy cyber fuzz's. 

My body is weak, must sleep have a busy day, but if your starting to feel like your being, F***Ked

 you mostly are.

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