Dear Bishop: This is why I don't like going to Church

And this is why I would have rather stayed home and caught a few winks. Went to church this morning, after working all night. Neither Dave and/or Vern wasn't there. Those two pretty much keep me in check, from squashing the heads of some very stuck up arrogant asshole older male types and an equal amount of female humans of the congregation. 
So we got done with Sacrament meeting went to class. Of course Old man Jackson was teaching who I think on purpose seldom calls on me when I ask a question. After all is not that what Sunday School, for? So even though I was not asking a question, Sister McFadden (Dave's wife) was trying to ask a question as well as make a point, old fart Jackson was on purpose ignoring her, so I spoke up and said exactly that, I said" Hey you old fart , she has something to say." Did that twice. No old man Jackson would rather visit with his cronies rather than address the requests of the class. I would like to tell our Bishop, that if this old fart don't want to teach the class, I'm available. So is Sister McFadden. Got through with that and went to Priesthood, listened in while the male corpuscles there tried terribly to sing a hymn, that were so out of tune, and key, that if there had been a dog nearby it would have howled like you can't believe. So got into the lesson, of the High Priests and a point of puzzlement for me came up. I asked, what if, someone marries somebody and is sealed in the Temple, and the wife dies, and the guy starts dating Can he be sealed as well to the new wife? After debating the issue, the ignorance of one of the old farts in there, was such that I said simply, next time I'll just ask Dave , as he knows more. Of course old man Welling was mumbling behind me on the knowledge department. And had I not bit my lip, I nearly reached around behind me and was about to educate him as to not bad mouth a friend of mine as well as an advisor to the Knytes. All I think at those times, is the words of Jesus Christ himself staked out on the cross, " Forgive them Father for they know not what they do". 
Gas able I'm going next week again if not next week the following week. 
But Dear Bishop this is why I don't like going to Church, the ignorance and arrogance of some members requires an attitude adjustment, and I'm ready and more than willing to apply that adjustment.
Hitting my bed for a nap so I can be in your Ipod, and on Cyber Radio at 23:00
TTYLY