In the words of officer Bimbo, " This Bullstuff has to stop" The flat tire blues

So , I'm done watching the Hollywood Knights for the umpteenth time, and see from my bank, my money's in the pot. Unlike SheWolf, who had a bit of a time with that Amscot outfit in Florida, mine arrives right on the button. So with a need to feed and nicotine I venture out. One because if I get to the money a bit early the fast cash outfit can't get at it, and two, other one finger bandits can't get at it. So I got into the General JaXson, and found him a bit tougher than usual to steer. Discover a flat. Now its one thing to get a flat, its another when you know all was well earlier in the evening when I went to fetch milk and grub at 21:30 hours, its another to find it just about flat, as I found on my run to town. So went out to the shop, and found I couldn't get the shop door open, the damn thing was froze to the floor. So couldn't get all my tire tools our or the General into the shop, so in the blowing cold in BFW(Bum-Fracked-Wyoming). With my mini compressor pumping up a tire. Which means I got to go to Freeway Tires here In Etown and buy a new tire or get this one fixed. Its a new tire so should cost much but with my bread so spread so thin anything much hurts. 
Now I know purtty well that its somebody sending me a message, but who you going to call? The local fuzz? They ain't going to do anything if they do anything at all. Kick who ever it is's butt? Be nice if I knew who. So I'm out at the shop, called little Rick, nobody home, or no answer and at 03:00 most likely in bed. Same thing with Nate. Here's what it gets down to. And it might be because Twin Falls, Idaho is HQ of the Knytes, but all the time I lived there and I can say lived, not just existed there. Nobody messed with my rides, NOBODY. No slashed radiator hoses, like happened here on Gabriella, no slashed or drained air out of the tires, like on Gabriella and now General JaXson, and I never lost one damn tool or chains like I did off both LiL Wolf and LexiBelle here. With that it might be gleaned that a few here might want me to vamoose. Not a problem, planning on doing that anyway, but disabling my rides, is not the way to accomplish that. No rides, can't leave, if I can't leave there Etown, your stuck with me and the rest of the Knytes. Any mile ; Still waiting for word from our Texas Angel, on her 10% for Club fees. SheWolf will be sending hers today. So with that,
See Ya'll around Hazzard .
L8R Ya'll