Friday, September 23, 2016

It is true, a mans balls hang lower as we get older, and sitting on your balls when mounting a bike is painful

If you do, a Google search on this subject your not going to find much in the way of proper information that said, i can tell you in fact that as us male corpuscles age our balls do hang much lower and get slightly larger, than they are when we were much younger. The first time I noticed this and began to give the subject any attention was hopping into LexiBelle the other day. I nearly sat on my nut sack, and my did my guys hurt. I yelled so loud that I'm sure the jackrabbits and jackalopes across the railroad tracks heard it. The next time was the other day, mounted a friends scoot after adjusting the chain, and riding to test the same, I hopped on that Panhead, a bit off, crushed my walnuts so bad I nearly cried. Hey it hurt. I remember an old sticker I got out of a gumball machine years ago that read,"When you have em by their wallets and their balls, their hearts will gladly follow" A mans nuts are extremely tender. It severley hurts if they are mistreated. Yet if you look up anything on the subject of the why a mans balls hang lower as we age the answers are so varied that it starts to cross the boundry of knowledge and porn. Just like trying to find a cute set or pair of nyloned toes on a Google search. You don't get just those cute toes you have to view the whole leg, or, it goes skanky. Same thing as looking up pics of hottie cowgirls in tight Wrangler Jeans. You still will not find much if anything at all. Its a real standard at least for us kountry Men, that a hot butt in a very tight pair of Wrangler cowgirl cut jeans, is quite possibly the finest thing on land to see on land. If you look that up on Google, hardly anything will you find. But we are off subject. Yet if you were to look up the similar condition for women there's at least 10 pages of medical information, so can the injury be prevented? Yes, a jock strap can prevent the malady. Now back to the show.

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